{"id":1359,"date":"2011-11-22T16:12:08","date_gmt":"2011-11-22T23:12:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/therealverticalhouse.com\/blog\/?p=1359"},"modified":"2011-11-22T16:12:08","modified_gmt":"2011-11-22T23:12:08","slug":"the-real-housewives-of-porcharita-county","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/therealverticalhouse.com\/blog\/?p=1359","title":{"rendered":"The Real Housewives of Porcharita County"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The title of this post is a seven inch album title our friend Justin suggested (hahaha). I gotta admit, it&#8217;s weird having to think of what title and art you want to put on an album. An actual slap of vinyl. Holy shit. Obviously you know I hold records near and dear to my heart. Most of the time I was always the one helping book shows, or supporting friends&#8217; bands. This past year something really clicked and I thought it would be a ton of fun to be IN a band. However, I&#8217;m not really a musical prodigy or anything. I mean, I know notes, and I can play stuff I&#8217;m taught, I can write lyrics, etc&#8230;but our friends Josh and Matt pretty much shit out complete songs. I mean that in the most sincere way because everything flows (yuk yuk) so naturally with them&#8230;and pretty much every song is solid gold.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, at the beginning of the year, I kinda put it out there to the Universe that I&#8217;d love to be in a band. Now here we are, in the home stretch of the year, and I&#8217;m waiting to get the final mixes for the songs going on The Porcharitas&#8217; first seven inch. Thanks life&#8230;I love how you work out.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what happened in Timbrook Studios two nights ago! Thanks again to Helen, Martin, Ben (BARB!), Dustin, and Andy for helping make a fleeting thought, turned secret hope into an actual reality. Dustin sent us home with two demos, which I&#8217;m sharing below. It&#8217;ll be neat to hear everything once it&#8217;s all mixed, but I&#8217;m stoked to have what we do thus far. Go team!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Click to listen:<script type=\"text\/javascript\"> var YWPParams = { theme: \"silver\" }; <\/script><br \/>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/webplayer.yahooapis.com\/player-beta.js\"><\/script> <a href=\"http:\/\/therealverticalhouse.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Pillow-Fight.mp3\" target=\"_blank\">The Porcharitas &#8211; Pillow Fight<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/therealverticalhouse.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/The-Clap.mp3\" target=\"_blank\">The Porcharitas &#8211; The Clap<\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img src=\"http:\/\/distilleryimage7.instagram.com\/d99c84a213ee11e19896123138142014_7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img src=\"http:\/\/distilleryimage7.instagram.com\/38e13a7813f111e180c9123138016265_7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" \/> <img src=\"http:\/\/distilleryimage1.instagram.com\/772fb89a13f111e1a87612313804ec91_7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" \/><br \/>\n<img src=\"http:\/\/distilleryimage11.instagram.com\/ad6c8bfe13f111e180c9123138016265_7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" \/> <img src=\"http:\/\/distilleryimage1.instagram.com\/df1541d213f111e19896123138142014_7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" \/><br \/>\n<img src=\"http:\/\/distilleryimage7.instagram.com\/c8ce34b013f111e180c9123138016265_7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" \/> <img src=\"http:\/\/distilleryimage10.instagram.com\/3ea040a213f211e1abb01231381b65e3_7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" \/><br \/>\n<img src=\"http:\/\/distilleryimage4.instagram.com\/b657e1f613f011e1a87612313804ec91_7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" \/> <img src=\"http:\/\/distilleryimage0.instagram.com\/6766c2da13ee11e1a87612313804ec91_7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" \/><br \/>\n<img src=\"http:\/\/distilleryimage7.instagram.com\/8ad85bfa13f011e1a87612313804ec91_7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" \/> <img src=\"http:\/\/distilleryimage4.instagram.com\/48a52e2c13f311e1abb01231381b65e3_7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The title of this post is a seven inch album title our friend Justin suggested (hahaha). I gotta admit, it&#8217;s weird having to think of what title and art you want to put on an album. An actual slap of vinyl. Holy shit. Obviously you know I hold records near and dear to my heart. 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